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Back To The Beach at Swim At Your Own Risk

Back To The Beach


Saturday’s horrifying attack must be giving everyone the jitters. Lifeguards ordered people out of the water at Fairhaven beach in Australia yesterday when somebody claimed to have spotted a shark, but they reopened the beach an hour and a half later after planes spotted a seal (but no sharks) in the area. I think I’ll stay on dry land.

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5 Responses to “Back To The Beach”


  1. 1brendalove@gmail.com

    I’m with you, Markus. Knowing my luck, I would be the one person on the whole beach to get stung/nibbled/bitch-slapped/eaten.

  2. 2Liz

    I’m going to start going to beaches and yelling “SEAL!! SEAL!!!” Just for fun.

    (Because lord knows I’m sure as hell not getting in the water!)

  3. 3gabsmash

    good god what are the odds? i thought your chances were better to get struck by lightning and stuff like that!

  4. 4SarahReznor

    they’re still going in the water?! you think they’d get the point!

  5. 5angel, jr.

    Now I just don’t want to go to Australia at all.

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