Squid Vicious!
Saturday, February 25th, 2006
There are so many giant squid hanging around off the Sonoma Coast people are being warned not to go swimming out there. The squid are more than 7 feet long and will attack anything that moves! And they don’t just squeeze you. They have two wicked, hook-laden tentacles which they grab you with, pull you toward their razor-sharp beaks and tear you apart!
Now that’s just nasty.
And this is why calamari is still a popular menu item…
If they are having us for dinner, then we should fry em up and serve them with a lovely marinara sauce…
…Wait, if they’re eating us, and we eat them, does that make us cannibals by proxy?
Beaks? They have beaks?
Go Sonoma Coast! (my old home)
Don’t people realize that if we keep killing or catching them , then we won’t study them , does any body know why?
Christ! They WILL become extinct ! or endangered!