It Went Into His What?
Monday, October 16th, 2006
Wal-Mart is being sued over a divestick incident. Apparently, some kid slid into a pool and landed right on one and it went into his rectum! The family is suing for millions but Wal-Mart argues that the dive sticks were safe, but that the family misused them.
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Gosh just reading that makes me bum hurt.
lmao! gees, if it had been a pencil would they be suing the pencil factory? it’s a fucking ACCIDENT. everyone is hellbent on suing everyone…it’s ridiculous
I did that all the time when I was little. I should’ve sued someone.
OMG! That is hilarious! Although I feel sorry for the kid, but that’s kind of your own fault.
I was a lifeguard for several years… and while I never encountered it in person, we often heard horror stories about this kind of thing.
Listen, I don’t know how something like that gets that far up there…without one liking it
so now we’ve got gay kids shoving divesticks up their bums…is nothing sacred?
Did everyone read this part?…
“”He suffered a rectal impalement of about an inch and a half. And he had open abdominal surgery, with a cholostomy,” said Justin Johnson, Marcus’ attorney.”
The boy was three. That’s not exactly ha-ha material.
I too agree the lawsuit is pointless, but that part is merely contemporary tradition. Making fun of a child’s misfortune is less-so
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“when i was a boy i survived a divin’ stick up me ass” just imagine when that kids an old man those are the stories he will be teling his grandkids. if he survives that crayon collection his aunt gave him.
Good post but not cool enough to rule. I usually never comment on posts, and yet I can’t help leaving a comment: people never learn, they will always spam you! Amazing work.. beautiful