Drunk Man Roughed Up By Dolphins
Friday, January 5th, 2007
A pod of dolphins nearly drowned an intoxicated man in the Black Sea on Wednesday. The liquored up Ukrainian man had decided to jump into the freezing water thinking it’d be good for his health. Bad idea. Some rowdy dolphins came along and tried to push the man out to sea. Luckily, a couple of patrolling emergency workers happened to hear the man screaming for help and saved him.
ICYDY: It’s common for people in the former Soviet Union to drink a shot of vodka immediately after bathing, however, intoxication while swimming is frowned on.
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Didn’t this happen in an episode of the Simpsons?
“Mmmm. Alcohol and night swimming. It’s a winning combination!”
Sounds like they aren’t going to tolerate any drunks in their territory! That’s actually kinda funny.
Dolphins take those AA meetings seriously.
What if the dolphins thought he wanted to go out to sea and was thinking he couldin’t swim the current?
Then they wheren’t doing anything REALLY bad:(