Happy Birthday Nellie!

The world’s oldest bottlenose dolphin born in captivity celebrated her 54th birthday yesterday. Nellie squirted out a candle on top of an ice and fish birthday cake at Marineland in St. Augustine, FL. Then she leaped into the air in front of a crowd of children and parents who gathered around her tank for the celebration. And Nellie is still kickin’. According to experts, she’s got the energy of a dolphin in its 20s. Nellie has appeared in a Timex commercial and a Benji movie. Here’s Nellie on her 25th birthday:
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That dolphin was born in like 1953? That’s incredible, what’s her life expectancy>?
I wish you would not post the picture of convicted rapists. That very dolphin, “Nellie” as she’s called on the street, is a dangerous criminial. 5 girls that I know have been sexually assaulted by her, and she’s not slowing down anytime soon. Monster.
Even if your post is a joke, Misha, and I hope it is, it’s not remotely funny.
life expectancy +54 years! Misha…ease up on trying to be funny….its not working!
Wow. Talk about looking great for your age!
I for one thought Misha’s post was HILARIOUS. It’s called satire, people, don’t take your dolphins so seriously.