Shark Attacks Lone Swimmer
Friday, March 16th, 2007

Mary Jane Ryan was swimming in chest-deep water in Australia on Monday when a shark tried to make a meal of her. Well, I’ll just let her speak for herself:
“There was no one on the beach, so I kept running back towards the kiosk where I knew Jay (the owner) was and I was screaming ‘help, help’ because there was a flap on my leg that was open and you could see all the fat and muscle . . . the doctors even found some of its teeth in my bone.”
A flap on her leg? Ew.
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If I had been her I’d have been playing up the muscle part and minimizing any fat.