Holy Mackerel!
Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

A freak fish attack sent a man to the hospital in when a 57-pound king mackerel — measuring nearly five feet long — jumped into his boat and bit him! The fish tore into the guy’s hand and leg in two places requiring more than a hundred stitches.
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Boat at your own risk – they’ll come onboard after that ass these days.
Were fish always this mean?
Yes…we were.
The fish are pissed that we keep messing around in their domain.
You mean in their crib, no doped up crackhead biting mackerel would live in a domain, this is full on gangsta retaliation from the seacrib.
ya know, mackerel suck.