Tue 4.24.07
They Don’t Call Him Nibbles for Nuthin’
Signs have been posted on beaches near the mouth of northern California’s Russian River warning people to stay way from a stretch of the river where a rogue elephant seal has gone on a rampage in the past month, biting a surfer and a dog and killing several harbor seals.
The seal, nicknamed Nibbles, is an adolescent male who apparently lunges at its victims like a crocodile. Officials are cautioning people not to swim or wade in the area.
Male elephant seals are customarily aggressive, but this one’s behavior goes far beyond what is typical. It has crushed the skulls of female harbor seals and disemboweled male harbor seals. Dang!
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Filed in Seals. 
He needs an anger management course. Maybe Courtney Love or Russell Crowe can give him a few tips.
He’s in his teens, as long as he stays off drugs, he can eat anyone he wants. I’m proud of my boy.
Nibbles is a crazy bitch
As long as he doesn’t “nibble” on my hand, I’m fine with it. Give the big boy some room to vent.
crushed females? god, you would think they would get love bites, but this damn thing is so f’n thinger &$&*@#$%R^T&YU$%^&(I)