Shark Closes Maui Beach
Friday, August 17th, 2007
Officials closed Keawekapu Beach on Maui for nearly two hours on Thursday after a beachgoer reported seeing a 10-foot shark feeding on a deer carcass.
Workers removed the carcass and closed a 1-mile stretch of the beach. The beach reopened 2 hours later.
Isn’t that shark still gonna be hungry?
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What was it, a land shark? A gilled deer?
10ft land sharks, we’re all f*cked.