Comments on: Coney Island Shark! http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/ Fri, 18 May 2012 20:25:38 -0400 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: mrniceguy http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-29733 mrniceguy Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:51:31 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-29733 Sean K, you are a jackass. I personally know 3 men who were unwittingly castrated by these demonic fish whilst swimming with their families. One of these unfortunate men was attacked in his own pool! Somehow the evil little shark managed to sneak into their pool the night before the incident. Apparently sharks are attracted to testosterone. The Ampulae of Lorenzini home in on male human genetalia and poor mister manhood doesn't stand a chance. Let all swimmers and recreational bathers beware! If we don't destroy all sharks now, they will eat our penii later! Sean K, you are a jackass. I personally know 3 men who were unwittingly castrated by these demonic fish whilst swimming with their families. One of these unfortunate men was attacked in his own pool! Somehow the evil little shark managed to sneak into their pool the night before the incident.

Apparently sharks are attracted to testosterone. The Ampulae of Lorenzini home in on male human genetalia and poor mister manhood doesn’t stand a chance. Let all swimmers and recreational bathers beware! If we don’t destroy all sharks now, they will eat our penii later!

]]> By: Sean K http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-29730 Sean K Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:56:39 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-29730 Roy Diaz - Bull***t stories like yours are the reason people hunt and kill sharks. They watched Jaws once and think sharks are meant to be feared. That is the reason so many are endangered. Absolute bull***t. Kudos to the lifeguard for having a bit of sense in a crowd of idiots. Roy Diaz -

Bull***t stories like yours are the reason people hunt and kill sharks. They watched Jaws once and think sharks are meant to be feared. That is the reason so many are endangered.

Absolute bull***t. Kudos to the lifeguard for having a bit of sense in a crowd of idiots.

]]> By: Roy Diaz http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-29151 Roy Diaz Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:42:52 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-29151 You have to watch these small ones. I was swimming in waters off of North Carolina in early August and one of the little bastards latched onto my testicular sack...needless to say, I had to defend my manhod against the vicius little son of a bitch. When they get to adult size, they will go after your entire johnson. When you swim in NC, keep one hand on your sac... You have to watch these small ones. I was swimming in waters off of North Carolina in early August and one of the little bastards latched onto my testicular sack…needless to say, I had to defend my manhod against the vicius little son of a bitch. When they get to adult size, they will go after your entire johnson. When you swim in NC, keep one hand on your sac…

]]> By: CAROL http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-12264 CAROL Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:29:22 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-12264 PS I meant the man who saved the shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 PS I meant the man who saved the shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

]]> By: CAROL http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-12263 CAROL Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:28:23 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-12263 All I can say is Thank God there are still some sane people left in the world. All I can say is Thank God there are still some sane people left in the world.

]]> By: Thad http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-12262 Thad Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:54:42 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-12262 Yeah I saw that show too, I couldn't believe that one crew caught a 500+ pound Thresher shark- I had no idea Threshers could get so big! Yeah I saw that show too, I couldn’t believe that one crew caught a 500+ pound Thresher shark- I had no idea Threshers could get so big!

]]> By: Sara http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/comment-page-1/#comment-12259 Sara Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:01:31 +0000 http://swimatyourownrisk.com/2007/09/04/coney-island-shark/#comment-12259 i am glad for this article. last night i was stewing in anger about a shark hunting program broadcasted on spike tv and this article, though not having anything to do with the shark hunt, still eases my anger. im glad you put this up! i am glad for this article. last night i was stewing in anger about a shark hunting program broadcasted on spike tv and this article, though not having anything to do with the shark hunt, still eases my anger. im glad you put this up!

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