Drunk Guy Attacked by Crocodile Passes Out Instead of Going to the Hospital
A tourist who was attacked by a crocodile while swimming in an Australian river was so drunk that he fell asleep at his campsite before going to hospital for treatment.
Matt Martin was camping in an area of the northeastern state of Queensland known to be inhabited by crocodiles when he drank what he later described as “half a slab” — or 12 cans of beer.
When he dove into the river he landed on a crocodile.
After a brief wrestling match with the reptile, Martin emerged with gashes on his face requiring 40 stitches.
Admitting his face was “pretty messed up” when he went back to his campsite, Martin, 35, then slept for seven hours before seeking medical help.
His injuries were so bad that when he finally did make it to hospital, he was holding a blanket to his face to stop the bleeding.
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Thanks Andy!
Dumbass.
You said it.
Kids, don’t drink and try to conquer the great outdoors.
What drinking problem?
The croc must have been drinking as well. Otherwise it would have been able to kill the drunk idjit that jumped him.
Craaaazy aussies!!!