Jellyfish Pool Lights

Make like SpongeBob and go jellyfishing in the safety of your own pool. $59 each. from Frontgate. Batteries included.

Shark Wine?

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Instant Shark Bait

Float-a-Pet is an inflatable pet collar that self-activates when it gets wet. So if you throw that ball too far and sparky gets caught in deep water he won’t drown… he’ll just become a dangling piece of lunchmeat.

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Shark Shield Launches New Device

Shark Shield has released the first electronic shark deterrent system specifically designed for surfers. The new system, which retails for about $700, attaches to the tail of any surfboard and generates an electrical field that deters sharks… hopefully.

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That Sinking Feeling…

For the price of a Porsche you can own one of the world’s first personal mini-submarines. The tiny C-Quester which sells for around $125,000 can dive up to 160 ft and can stay underwater for two-and-a half hours. It comes in one and two-seater versions and if you really want to show off you can get go-faster stripes and custom paint jobs.

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Steve Irwin Gets Reincarnated

Death is always a good career move. Toymakers are planning to immortalise Steve Irwin by launching a range of action figures of the popular Crocodile Hunter. Wild Republic, a division of wildlife toy manufacturers K&M International, has teamed up with Steve’s beloved Australia Zoo and the Irwin family to develop 39 products, which will be launched at the International Toy Fair in New York in February.

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Vengeance is Sweet

With 4 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale…

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Get Your Very Own Reef!

Want to leave your mark on the planet? Have an artificial reef named after you. But it’ll cost you. A weeklong online auction started Wednesday for naming rights to an artificial reef project organizers hope to establish off the Florida Keys. The artificial reef is to be created by sinking an old Air Force ship into the area. Bidding on eBay begins at $900,000, with a reserve price of $1.3 million. Potential buyers have asked if they could name it things like “Tourist Trap” or Nuclear Dump Site” if they win the auction.

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Flipper, On Speed

A new aquatic vehicle that can take you beneath the surface of the water, revolve 360 degrees and stand upright like a dolphin, could be released as early as next year. A bionic dolphin isn’t cheap though… it’ll cost you around $350,000.

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Have A Seat

Get your own.

Thanks Christine